In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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