The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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