I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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