we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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