Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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