Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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