the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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