hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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