You surviving the open bar?
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Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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