The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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