Christians are straight up FREAKS
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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