wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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