I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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