he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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