Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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