Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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