Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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