I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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