dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
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