He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
my god I love twenty year old dicks
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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