didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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