He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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