Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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