Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
