i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Randomize
