we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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