Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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