we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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