I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
This is classic penis vs brain.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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