i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
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