well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
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