Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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