im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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