idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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