Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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