Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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