she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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