I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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