Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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