i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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