Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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