I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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