ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Come share oat with me in your robe
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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