no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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