hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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