i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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