I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
