am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
As shirtless as possible
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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