you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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