ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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