i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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