im gay
i know
yea but for you.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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